Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Iron Man 3 Trailer: First glimpse of Chinese bad guy 'The Mandarin' played by Ben Kingsley

*Spoiler - the plot of that IronMan film shot in China in full*
After recieving reports of a major train crash in Zhejiang province China, Iron Man arrives in time to find a recently filled pit and assurances that everything is harmonious, by a gaggle of P.R.C. politicos.

Tony decides to hang around in China. Impressed by the art of tea and an ancient history of silk trading, he proceeds to open a joint venture with a local Mandarin in order to produce his new design of the arc reactor.

After the successful creation of the first prototype, Tony decides to take it easy and is lured in to the pit of depravity which is Zapatas. Due to Tony continually arriving home late or not at all Pepper Potts rapidly develops an addiction to drink , gains 15kg and starts adopting stray animals.

Things start to go wrong at the factory, with orders delayed for weeks despite assurances and returns at an all time high. The Mandarin takes Tony for a ride and proudly shows him an exact replica of Tony's factory he has had built 1km down the road. Tony takes the Mandarin to court for breach of contract and is defeated by a loaded jury.

Multiple copied reactors throughout China explode due to workers not following the correct S.O.P. as laid down in a half photocopied and dog eared version of Tony's original manual distributed to them.

*At this point the P.R.C. Film board pulled the plug on the project*

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